4.07.2009

Smart Guys & Me

People have questioned my adoration of the male species with an IQ higher than mine and why it matters if they are smart as long as they are freakin' hot. So girls and boys-if you've been reading my blog at all, you'll understand my answer:

SEX

Yes, there it is.

Let's take it up a notch though and explain. In my quest for love (or something like it), I've dated a vast array of men...

The Cowboy (Spare me your ego trip the size of your belt buckle please...)
The Toker (I'm being nice. The thing is-drugs aren't ok, grow up for your daughter's sake.)
The Hunter (There is only so much talk of shooting that perfect 8 point elk that a girl can take)
The Musician (While extremely hot and 'talented', lacks...substance)
The Hippie (Make a decision already!)
The Single Dad (I can relate but...you need a life outside of your kid, for you...otherwise, it's unhealthy. Trust me.)

But, what it always comes back to is that I have the most enjoyable relationships with the Engineers/Accountants/Computer Programmers of the pool.

And do you know why?

Because these guys want to know how you 'work'. How it all fits together. They take the time to figure out what works and they usually find it! It's in their personalities-they usually don't have a choice but to just be inquisitive of the outcome.

Physicists, for example, have the ability to project one's internal visualization and experiences onto the external environment. They, then, apply the ideas of physics to reality.

Computer Programmers intensely concentrate on building instructions to coax a computer to do what it's built to do. He can concentrate for hours, often losing track of time to realize what he believes is an artistic creation.

Engineers are energetic and advocates of the direct approach. They are also usually free of neurotic and psychosomatic symptoms (which, in this city, is RARE).

Doctors are conscientiousness, creative, communicative and have a level of commitment that is rarely found in other professions. (that's 4 C's!!! can't argue with that, can you?)

Now think of all those personalities I just listed and bring it to the bedroom.

Got it?

Fantasy-land, right?

Of course, I know that there is more to a relationship than sex but, here's the deal:

If you're a girl who is independent, non-needy, enjoys other friendships and likes to have time to yourself also, it works out great because usually men with these personalities have very busy work lives too.
But...when you do come together you, at least, can have a better conversation than about what you saw on Fox News that day.

Wouldn't it be nice to have someone care about what makes you tick instead of how quickly they can get to the end result all the while throwing out some typical bedroom talk trash.
Whisper your explanation of the Quantum Entanglement to me and I'll offer to help you produce our own experimental predictions. ;)

8 comments:

plaidr said...

-HA! A woman who gets it! To quote one of my fave movies of the 80's (Revenge of the Nerds): "All Jocks think about is sports, all we think about is... sex."

Good one girlie! ;)

Seattle Freeze said...

Just trying to put it into perspective. :)

And...maybe letting the female species in on a little known secret! (you can thank me later!)

...maybe that wasn't such a good idea-I'm bound to have competition now.

Fuck.

Oh well...that's what makes the game so intriguing. ;)

juli said...

Ok, I have to argue with you on the doctor thing. The only Doctors that possess the 4 Cs are the once on er*I miss it all ready* Any other doctors are blow hards that only want to make a buck off you by getting you to take the latest drug and get their kickbacks.And they don't fit in to your catagory either cuz, frankly, they'r nOT very smart! Oh, and don't forget about "House" if there were more doctors like hime in the world we would all be better off. Have you even dated any doctors? If so I'm going to have to slap you!

Seattle Freeze said...

Wow! Such aggression... :P

Ok, Juli-I'll play along... No, I haven't dated any doctors (or physicists, for that matter) and I can understand your specific concerns about doctors and quality of care regarding the 'health' aspect of your argument. But...you have to understand that it doesn't actually take a lot to be smarter than me (in which, I prefaced as "male species with an IQ higher than mine").
But...this post wasn't really concerned with their professional duties as an actual doctor, per se. ;) You'll have to admit that they probably know a lot more about anatomy than the professional landscaper or bartenders in the 'sea' and are probably more equipped to delve into what could make me happy...anatomically speaking, that is. Now, I'm not saying that landscapers or bartenders aren't smart or good in bed! I'm just saying that IN MY EXPERIENCE-guys with higher than average brain-power tend to be better lovers because they're wired to make something work that there isn't a manual for...if you get my drift.

And unfortunately, you might be right about most doctors being blow-hards but...if I don't be optimistic about our health care system, I'm going to be in real trouble if I get really, really sick and need a heart/lung/liver/brain transplant someday.

But...because I know YOU, Juli, I understand your issues and I empathize. :)

That reminds me...I should do a massage therapy plug!

plaidr said...

"But...you have to understand that it doesn't actually take a lot to be smarter than me "

-I respectfully disagree.

Seattle Freeze said...

Well Plaidr-I've always said you're biased. ;)

On a side note (to Juli)-I ran across this article today on one of our local news stations, King5, about a doctor and his battle to keep his unemployed patients from losing their healthcare:
http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_040709WAB-medical-clinic-self-pay-LJ.afb8b826.html

Any hope yet???

juli said...

Hey, I read the article. And I read back what I said. I'm pretty jaded when it comes to doctors. But it was nice to see that some doctors do actually want to help their patients.

Your right about doctors and anatomy, though. But if you ever were to date one, remember they would be too busy with their job(which seems to be a common obstacle when it comes to your dating life!) If I was a guy interested in you I would be taking full advantage of your horniness. That's right I said it! The men/boys around you are to dumb to jump at the opportunity.

Seattle Freeze said...

Awww Juli...uh...thanks (I think). ;)

Yeah, you're telling me! I keep telling myself that they work all the time cuz it's easier than keeping up with me. :P